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Techie Pick-Up Lines

For shamangrrl

Prompt: Garcia (Criminal Minds) and Ash (Supernatural) meet pre-series for both. Somehow it ended up Garcia/Ash.

Disclaimer: I’m borrowing someone else’s toys.


Penelope Garcia was in the back of the coffee shop/ computer bar, trolling the internet and writing code to pick up interesting news. She felt eyes on the back of her neck, but she was pretty sure it was coming from the scuzzy dude with the eighties haircut. It was the nineties now and that guy should have left the mullet behind.

Mullet-guy walked behind her again. Penelope was sure he was trying to look down her shirt, when he leaned over her shoulder and pointed at her monitor. “You’re missing a semi-colon.”

Holy Moly, he was right.

When Penelope looked over her shoulder, she was right too. It was Mullet Guy and he was looking down her shirt. He grinned at getting caught and shrugged. “You have some very nice attributes, but this,” he said as he tapped on her screen, “is beautiful and elegant and the best work I’ve seen outside my own.” He was looking at her face now. “Where’d you pick it up?”

“Here and there. You?”

“There was a stint at MIT, but we didn’t see eye-to-eye.” Penelope had no doubt that he’d been tossed. She couldn’t help but to smell the weed. “I’m Ash,” he offered a hand, like she was a man or… a colleague.

He was quirky and Penelope liked quirky, also, he respected her abilities. “Pen,” she told him with a flirty smile. “How good of a teacher are you?”

Ash looked stunned. Then thrilled. “Why don’t you audit my class?”



( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 4th, 2014 09:06 pm (UTC)
The would make a great team!
And if Garcia's team ever met Ash... ohhhh Derek would just shake his head at his babygirl while Hotch would stare intensely!
Jan. 4th, 2014 09:15 pm (UTC)
oh man, lol. Oh, man.
Jan. 5th, 2014 01:36 am (UTC)
Snort. Penelope would eat Ash alive! I really enjoyed this, thank you so much.
Jan. 7th, 2014 11:18 pm (UTC)
pretty much. She more unpredictable than any computer algorithm. I'm glad you liked your gift.
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